Thursday, April 26, 2007

I've Been Cat-Strated!!!

Well, they did it. They took away my testicles. They put me to sleep and when I woke up they were gone and I was sore. Mommy left me at the doctor all day. There were other cats and dogs there. Some of the cats got to walk around, but they made me stay in a cage!!!

I cried all the way there like I said I would. Mommy put me in this awful carrier thing. When she picked me up I cried even more. She let me out of the carrier and I walked all around the car. Then we got pulled over for an inspection at the gate. Mommy says that happens to her all the time. She wanted to put me back in the carrier, but I didn't want to so she held me. it was scary there!!! All those cars coming in -- I wanted to run away!!! Mommy wouldn't let me go and I busted one of my stitches. So I was bleeding. Then I peed all over myself(well, I was scared!!).

When we got home she made me stay in her room while her friends came over. She tried to have Auntie Amanda look at me, but I didn't want her to!!

I am feeling better now and the bleeding stopped. I guess I shouldn't have kept licking it, but it felt dirty!! Mommy keeps bugging me to check it.

And she won't let me go outside!!

I'm very depressed.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Goodbye, Mi Amigos

Today is my last day with my testicles. Tomorrow they will be removed. I am so sad. And a little scared. I don't want to lose them, but Mommy says they have to go. I am going to cry all the way there and all the way back.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

They're Gonna Do What?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mommy says that next week I am going to get neutered. What is this???? She says they are going to cut my balls off!!!! I don't believe her!!! That sounds painful!!!! How can someone be so mean????

Is that really what neutered means?????????????????????????????

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Games and Songs

I taught myself a new game today. It's called "shower curtain". Mommy closes the shower curtain and I hide behind it while she is on the toilet and she taps the curtain or touches it and I have to capture her hand or the place where she touched the curtain!!! It was much fun(though I wanted fresh water and this is what I got instead).

I also like to play with stuff on strings, pens, stuff on shelves, fake flowers and Daddy's Stetson.

Mommy also has a special songs she sings for me. Sometimes she makes them right up like about how I am her Pookie Poo, but usually she sings this song for me which she didn't make up -- it's on TV.....

Come and knock on our door We've been waiting for you Where the kisses are hers and hers and his Three's company, too!
Come and dance on our floor Take a step that is new We've a loveable space that needs your face Three's company, too!
You'll see that life is a ball again and laughter is callin' for you Down at our rendezvous, Three's company, too!

Mommy sometimes changes the words to "where the kisses are hers and his and his" because of me and Daddy!!

And those are my games and songs.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

It's mine!!!!!

Mr. Flamingo Pen is mine!!!!! Mommy said so and even plays with him with me!!!

Now, if I can just convince her that I am okay to go out in the hall whenever I like.......

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Why Can't I????

Why can't I go outside????? Mommy let's me out for only 1 minute!! And I don't even go near the edge of the balcony anymore so she doesn't get nervous.

Why can't I go out it into the hall??? Again, only for 1 minute and Mommy scoops me up. It's not even outside -- it's the building's hallway!! I cry and cry by the door, but she won't listen!!!

Why can't I play with Mr. Flamingo pen????? He has neat feathers. He says I can pluck them out!!!! Mommy takes him away from me and scolds me.

Why can't I eat people food more?????????? It tastes better than cat food. I only get a little bit at a time. People food, that is. I have lots of cat food in my bowl.

Why can't I drink fresh water whenever I want????? Mommy only turns the faucet on for me when she feels like it. I try to let her know other times I want it, but she says no!!!

There's so much I can't do!!!!!

Monday, April 9, 2007

My First Easter

Yesterday was my first Easter. Mommy got up early and went to church. She was gone a looooong time, but when she came back my Auntie Amanda and Auntie Gwen were with her!!! They came over to help Mommy frost a cake she made. They wouldn't let me help or get near the cake!!

Then more people came over!!! And guess what??? No dogs!!! I got lots of attention. I played with the kids and they didn't pick me up as much as last time. I like to play with them. I let everyone pet me and I even sat and cuddled with one of Mommy's friends. Her name was Claudia and she let me share the big chair with her.

Later that night Mommy and I watched The Sound of Music and Napolean Dynamite together while she made me a scrapbook!! I mostly slept, though. Then Mommy let me drink fresh water from the bathtub faucet before she took her shower!!!

I had a good Easter.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Fresh water -- Yummmmm

I love fresh water!!!!! I don't mean when Mommy refills my bowl, but when it is really FRESH!!!! There are 2 ways to get it this way.

#1. Toilet. After someone flushes it is super fresh so you just climb, up, brace your paws in the bowl(they will get wet) and go at it!!! But do make sure it has been flushed first!!!

#2. Shower. You can either wait until someone is done showering and then lick the water in the drain OR you can have someone turn the faucet on just a little and while it is coming out you can get it around the drain. Your face may get a little wet. Paws, too. You can even try drinking from the falling water, but you risk getting your face wetter. I like to touch it sometimes, too. Just make sure that someone doesn't switch to the shower head while you're in the tub or you will get drenched!!!(mommy did that to me once!!). It is best to lay on a towel or bed afterwards to dry off a bit. Or you can have a human help you, but sometimes they do it wrong(Mommy coveres my face!!).

Fresh water is definitely better than bowl water!!! But bowl water is okay.

Monday, April 2, 2007

King of my Catstle

I love my house and I love spending time with my mommy and her nice friends, but Mommy insists on letting them bring their pets over or taking me to visit other pets and I don't like it!!!!!!!

This is MY house. Human visitors are okay, but that's it!!!! The other day a big dog named Loucy came to visit. She was all right on the balcony and I went over to the screen door to keep her company, but I didn't like her in my house!!. And she tried to play with me--she's too BIG!!!! She could EAT me!!! Or crush me. I let her know I didn't want any of it. Mommy said I was being mean, but I don't care.

Mommy also took me to a friend's house to play with another cat. His name was Sawyer. I did not like him. What if I got a girlfriend and he tried to steal her from me??????? I can't have a male cat friend. I let him know that. Then he got mad at me. Oh well. But Mommy said I was rude and when she took me home she made me stay in the laundry room with my food and litter box because maintenance workers may have come. They didn't and I was alone in the dark and got stuck on top of the cabinets!! After that Mommy moved my stuff into the spare room and shuts the door to that part of the house if maintenance comes.

But getting back to other animals, the only one I've found I like is Charisma. She is the cat I lived with for a little while. She was kind of mean, but turned nice. And she taught me about fresh shower water!!! I would like to see her again.

Mommy says Loucy will be coming back and so will other dogs so I better get used to it. I don't think I will so they better keep their distance and not mess with me or my stuff!!!!

And she and Daddy better not ever get a dog or another cat, either!!!!