Monday, May 28, 2007

The OUTSIDE is MINE!!!!!!!

I got to be out on the balcony for over an hour today!!! With no leash!!!!! I proved to Mommy and Daddy that I can be trusted not to jump off or to even jump up on the railing.

I had so much fun!!! I chased bugs and bees. I lied down and relaxed and checked out the storage room. I inspected the food.

I even got to stick my head out the railing posts, but Mommy kept yelling at me to get back because I was making her nervous. she thought I would fall, but I know better.

I love being outside. Now I just have to convince them I can go out the front door in to the hallway. And then..........dare I dream.........the front yard!!!!!

Why is Mommy laughing so hard????

Sunday, May 27, 2007

New Toys and My Daddy

My daddy came home a week ago and I love him soooooooooooooooooooo much. He is nice to me and plays with me and lets me sleep on the bed with him and Mommy. I also like how he punsihes me. When I do something bad he throws me!!!! I get to fly!!! Sometimes I don't land on my feet, though, but it is still fun. I try not to be bad again because even though flying is fun, daddy might catch on and do something worse -- like squirt me with water like Mommy does!!!

I got new toys, too. I got a weird ball thing where I have to get balls out of holes to play with them. Mommy says the balls are supposed to stay inside and I should play with them through the holes, but that's no fun!! So I take them out!! I also got a cube house to hide in. And I got a weasel ball. He's fun. I can't remember what I did with my turtle!! I miss him :(

I don't want my daddy to leave next week. I am going to be sad, but I have to make sure mommy doesn't get too sad.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

I Love My Turtle!!

Last weekend my good friend, Loucy, freed my turtle toy from the string he was attached to!! If I had known this could be done I would have freed him a loooooong time ago!!

Now I can carry him everywhere without dragging that dumb string and stick!! I can even hide him now so he stays safe!! I love him so much and he is free now!!.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Something you should know......

I just want to warn all my friends about this potentially toxic thing I discovered today. Mommy calls it an onion and says it is harmless, but I think otherwise!!

She was cutting one of these things when a piece dropped on the floor. As I was supervising things I had to inspect it immediately. It stung my eyes!! Mommy gave me some milk to calm me down, but my eyes still burned a bit.

I just want everyone to be aware of this potentially hazardous food and stay away when your mommies are cutting them. You should try to educate her on its dangers, but she may not listen so just protect yourself.

I did enjoy the milk, though!!!

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

The Torture Never Ends!!!

Okay, first I had my testicles removed and nearly bled to death,(okay, not really, but it was a lot!), but now Mommy keeps shoving this yucky medicine down my throat!! She says it is to fight infection, but I'm not infected!! I don't like it!! I spilled some last night(ha ha ha ha ha ha), but there is still enough for her to keep giving it to me.

When will it stop????? What's next?? My claws???????!!!!???(don't get any ideas, Mommy!!!)